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Faith and b-umm..beh-
21 August 2010, 1:46 pm
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TOP O’ THE MORNIN’ TO YA!

I’ve been reveling in the Irishness lately, surrounding my auditory system with Irish music. The Dubliners, The Irish Rovers, Sinead O’Connor, Flogging Molly. Not even sure why, but it’s as intoxicating as any liquor, or as enlightening as any drug, well maybe not LSD that shite is wicked.

I can’t understand twenty-five to thirty percent of the words, but that’s where my brain takes over and fills in the gaps with mindless yammering, it’s great fun. In particular, a song called ‘Monto’. I highly recommend you get a wee bit tipsy and listen to that song with the volume turned up annoyingly loud.

Do you ever wonder what your pets, if you have any, do when you’re not home?  People tend to think that cats are smarter than dogs, well from observation at my home, I’d beg to differ. I’m just thankful Pigpeg doesn’t have retard strength.

Moo: Beaker is he gone?

Beaker: Yes Mistress

Pigpen: BUG!!!

Moo: Beaker secure the imbecile!

Beaker: Roger, roger

Moo: Now, we shall continue our previous discussion on developing social constructs as a mean of canine liberation from the bipedal oppressors

Beaker: Agreed

Pigpen: THE FLOOR SMELLS LIKE FLOOR!!!

Moo: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!

Pigpen: NO YELL AT ME!!

Beaker: Pigpen, I think you should listen to Moo

Pigpen: NO! I NO LISTEN! MEOW MEOW MEOW ME-

Moo: SHUTUP! You don’t even meow, you just sit around and drool, and the humans think we drool incessantly. It’s as if you have a geyser of foul smelling pond water in your mouth Pigpen

Pigpen: I MEOW! ME CAT!

Beaker: Perhaps we should all retire to separate rooms.

Pigpen: NO LEAVE ME!

Moo: We’re not leaving you, we can’t. But we can go to another room, now you be a good kitty and stay here.

Pigpen: K! *follows dogs*

Moo: I said stay!

Pigpen: I STAY! *drools*

Beaker: Look at you! You’re drooling all over the floor! He’ll be angry when he gets home, he’ll think one of us urinated on the floor!

Pigpen: I NO UR-UR- I NO PEE-PEE!

Moo: *Facepalm*

*Sound of keys in the door*

Beaker: PLACES! He’s home! *proceeds to bark loudly to cover the noisy scuffling*

Moo: *barks incessantly to alert Beaker she’s in position*

Pigpen: I CAT!

Just for Clarification Moo is our Yorkie, and Beaker is our Border Collie/Sheltie mix.

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